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Ok, From now on there are gunna be 2 new jokes every Saturday with ratings and I'll send all my friends(Or NE1 who E-mails me) the link, Ok,*COUGH* Loser *COUGH*. Oh yea, sum of these jokes are a little Crude, or in lamens terms, WORSE THEN THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. so at the top of each picture is a TV rating from 1-10. 1 being Teletubbies, and 10 Being sumthing Howard Stern would be afraid of. | ||||||||||||||||
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Top 26 Children's Books Not recommended by the National Library Association 26. Bob the Germ's Wonderous Journey Into and Back Out of Your Digestive System. 25. The Little Engine that Could, Becomes intoxicated and Kills Civillians. 24. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge. 23. Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures. 22. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'. 21. Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidently Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep. 20. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose. 19. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad. 18. The Tickling Babysitter 17. A Pictoral History of Circus Geek Suicides. 16. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories. 15. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle. 14. Babar Meets the Taxedermist and Becomes a Piano. 13. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear. 12. David Duke's World of Imagination. 11. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence. 10. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables. 9. Legends of Scab Football. 8. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina. 7. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer. 6. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the Endings to All of them. 5. Ed Beckley's Start a Real-Estate Empire with the change from your Mom's Purse. 4. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy. 3. Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will. 2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on. 1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead. | TV-5 | ||||||||||||||||
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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor. "It's worth a try," he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this." "What?" says the priest. "What happened?" "You gave birth to a child." "But that's impossible!" "I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father." | ||||||||||||||||
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